Penname: smmiskimen [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 01 Feb 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

All of my stories from fanfiction.net can be found here, in entirety, FULL OF THE ORIGINAL LEMONS!


I used to write only on fanfiction.net but after the recent bs of the pulling of M rated fics, I was told about this site and moved here. I still post butchered chapters over at fanfiction but here, I have posting freedom. I also have my own site that I post stories on and everyone is welcome to come post there too.


 


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Stories by smmiskimen
Cover Girl by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 127]
Summary:

Finishing up his senior year, Edward receives his acceptance letter to UNLV and embarks on a trip with his older brother Emmett to see the campus. Unbeknownst to him, Emmett has other plans for the trip and Edward finds himself face to face with the woman of his dreams, the girl from the magazines, his Cover Girl. Will he keep his cool, or will he crash and burn?

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54016 Read Count: 8635
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2014 Updated: 17 Feb 2014
Hear Me by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1922]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Twilight AU. After a horrific car accident leaves Bella in a catatonic state, she's transferred to Forks Hospital under the care of Carlisle. What happens when Edward is faced with the lifeless girl in the bed and an undeniable pull begins? Can he bring her back from the hold her mind has on her, or will she be forever lost to the abyss? E&B, AU, Canon pairings.

 

 

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Banner by FallingSnow


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Themslovebug90's read stories, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiSup
Chapters: 131 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65741 Read Count: 356686
[Report This] Published: 14 May 2012 Updated: 03 Nov 2012
Summary:

This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11811 Read Count: 7333
[Report This] Published: 29 Nov 2011 Updated: 21 Oct 2012
Summary: Past Featured Story

President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?

Banner by the lovely vbfb1


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 130734 Read Count: 182709
[Report This] Published: 24 Jan 2012 Updated: 12 Aug 2012
Summary:

Winner of the Twi Girls Next Door 12 Days of Christmas Challenge.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32659 Read Count: 6574
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 31 May 2012
Summary:

Bella embarks on a journey to change her life through certain extra curricular activites. What happens when she finds the one she wants above all others on her journey? Will he agree with what she's done and is doing?

 

 

 


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Carlisle, Bella/Emmett, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124948 Read Count: 41383
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 31 May 2012
Cougar Town by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 450]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74678 Read Count: 63933
[Report This] Published: 17 Aug 2011 Updated: 26 Apr 2012
Master May I by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 454]
Summary:

Drabble fic. Edward is Bella's Master and is very particular in the playroom. But his sweet pet knows how to make him happy. E&B, AH, OOC!

 

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 93 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9757 Read Count: 183528
[Report This] Published: 07 Dec 2011 Updated: 05 Jan 2012
Summary:

PostSecret Used: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who’s the loudest during sex, I usually win.

Summary: Edward is a player and rising pornstar who abuses his peen on a daily basis, demanding performance and the utmost behavior from it. Well, now it’s time for the tale to be told.

 


Categories: All Human, Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74658 Read Count: 33886
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2011 Updated: 26 Nov 2011
Summary:

Executive Assistant, Edward Cullen, can't do anything right, especially not for his boss, Bella Swan. What happens when his career is almost over and a chance of a lifetime arises? AH, OOC


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3421 Read Count: 1354
[Report This] Published: 28 Sep 2011 Updated: 28 Sep 2011
Closet by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

What happens when Edward and his date are caught at Make Out Point by Chief Swan? How will Chief Swan feel when it's his child in the car with Edward? Read and find out.

 


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Emmett (slash)
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2926 Read Count: 1386
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011
Summary:

PostSecret Prompt Used: Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead. 3rd Place Winner PostSecret Prompt Contest! SENSITIVE MATERIAL INCLUDED! PLEASE BE WARNED!


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Suspense/Thriller
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4371 Read Count: 1176
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2011 Updated: 17 Jan 2011
Summary:

When everything goes wrong at the baseball field what happens to Edward and Bella? Can they survive what happens? What happens when you give your life for the one you love? Is there a heaven? What will Bella do when all her dreams come true and she really gets her Second Chance at her first love?  Cowritten with preciousfairymom80, go check out her stories too!

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Love to drive's Stories to read, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102807 Read Count: 44207
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2010 Updated: 15 Sep 2010
Summary:

"I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives..." What happens when Bella is in a shady trailer park and is being followed? Who comes to her rescue? What will happen afterwards? My entry for the Texts from Last Night contest. E&B-M


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6785 Read Count: 768
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2010 Updated: 02 May 2010
Summary:

What happens when Edward allows a bit more before the wedding? Call it a practice run... Call it desire... I call it Lustful Temptations.

Originally written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2929 Read Count: 1218
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2010 Updated: 02 May 2010
Summary:

This was originally a contest entry for the Geekward Shuffle Challenge. It was cowritten by preciousfairymom80 and is based on the song "I'm in love with a Stripper" by T-Pain. It is the story of Geeky Edward who stumbles into Emmett's Pleasure Palace one night and encounters the lovely Jezebel.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4486 Read Count: 1283
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2010 Updated: 14 Feb 2010