Penname: Robshandmonkey [Contact] Real name: Andrea
Member Since: 25 Nov 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I am the girl that married her high school sweetheart and loved my Jeffward with all my heart and through the course of our marriage. We were so young when we met and spent the next thirty years together.


Last year however, my life was turned upside down on November 24 when my Jeffward took his last breath. I thought I was prepared for it...I thought it would be easy since I had a little time to prepare myself. I couldn't have been more wrong. 


It is without a doubt the hardest thing I have ever gone through and I am still in the early stages of grief. Please forgive me and I am going to ask that you bear with me over the course of the next few weeks or months while I battle my own grief and try very hard to refocus so that I can get back into writing 


My intentions were good when I started my stories....just know that I do intend to finish every thing I have started. 


I have days where I am completely fine, but then one bad day comes out of nowhere and it takes me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and all I can do is crawl into bed and cry my heart out.


In time I am sure that my characters will start to speak again, when they are ready. I am not pushing myself and I hope you all truly understand that I don't want to rush my work just to put a complete stamp on it....each story is taking a little more time. I apologize for the delay and ask that you don't give up on me.


♥I EXIST BECAUSE YOU DO AND THIS FANDOM RAWKS!♥


 


 


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A Dominant and A Gentleman

by: Robshandmonkey

Edward & Anthony Cullen serve in US Marine Corps, both having joined at the tender young age of 18. They are both competitive, determined and always trying to one up the other and are still at odds twenty years later. While they appear identical in every way, there is one major difference when it comes time to romancing a woman and how they perfome in the bedroom.

One afternoon they are called in to Lt Col Swan's office with news that they are both up for a promotion and a chance at a job of a lifetime.

Neither having ever settled down, they are boys who like their freedom and their toys. That is until they cross paths with the feisty brunette, who stands in front of them arguing with her father.

She peaks their curiosity and brings them another new challenge. 

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Alec, Bella, Bree, Carlisle, Charlie, Chelsea, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Peter, Riley, Sam, Stefan, Tyler
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 74131 Read Count: 82190
[Report This] Published: 01 Jun 2013 Updated: 27 Jan 2014
Shhhhh.... by Robshandmonkey Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4713]
Summary:

 

Edward Cullen owns the most popular club where his elite members join solely to indulge in deviant behaviors.

He is a notorious badboy Vamp who has grown bored with this life. He makes it a hobby of breaking rules to entertain himself when he gets bored. However, his club is the one place he can always count on to find a willing partner to play with his inner demon.

He is well known amoung his kind for his obsessive, compulsive tendencies, clearly a perfectionist to the extreme. His taste for the finer things in life clearly show his preferences for ostentatious cars and homes where he believed he had everything he could ever want...

...that was until an innocent Angel found her way onto his playground. 

Lovely, Dark & Deep is a Vampire only BDSM club where humans are forbidden but somehow this innocent girl found her way in and has managed to capture the attention of the darkest Angel of them all.

 

This is a Darkfic Adult content. Human vamp fic, Cannon couplings But not your Twilight sparkling vamps.

Contains BDSM Scenes, Non Consensual Drug use, Violence, organized crime, Lemony Tart and sometimes sweet on occasion.

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Ben, Bree, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Charlotte, Demitri, Edward, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Heidi, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Lauren, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Paul, Peter, Riley, Rosalie, Sam, Stefan, Tanya, Tyler, Victoria
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bdsm stories only, I Whitlock's read , Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Aggies completed BDSM to read. , To Read (Geddy), Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, My Favorite Stories, To Read , Misstoria's Stories to Read, have read
Chapters: 89 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 471242 Read Count: 1322184
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 07 Jan 2014
Summary:

 

Edward Masen's best friend Carlisle surprises him by taking him out for a night to an exclusive members only club.

The club caters to adults with a very uniqe fetish. 

He begins to worry as to what he has managed to of gotten himself into until

a brave little girl steps out of the shadows and peaks his curiosity about the whole lifestyle.

 

This story delves into ageplay AND has nothing to do with incest or Bella wanting to be involved with her father.

If you don't understand the idea of age play please look it up before you dive in and discredit it.

It is a story about two consenting adults playing "supposed" roles of a Daddy and his little girl but it is not in any roleplaying.

If that freaks you out, it is not for you.

Bella is in need of guidance and she wants to be loved.

Edward is just a guy who discovers this lifestyle and dares to do something different and make an attemp to try it.

How it will work out remains to be seen...I am not giving the end away.

 

You must be 18 or older.

daddwards g

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Alec, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Chelsea, Edward, Emmett, Felix, Garrett, Heidi, Jasper
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Brooklyn - to read
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 68966 Read Count: 637945
[Report This] Published: 16 Nov 2012 Updated: 14 Nov 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

AID

 

AN INNOCENT DISCOVERY
by Robshandmonkey aka Animphette

Isabella Swan carries a well-guarded secret about the older man she grew up next door to. Edward, who harbors his own secrets, makes an innocent discovery about his little girl's best friend.

WINNER of O/S PUBLIC VOTE IN THE TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN CONTEST
YES THIS STORY IS GOING TO BE CONTINUED!

Winner Public Vote

 

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella, Ben, Billy, Bree, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Marcus, Mike, Original Character, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tyler
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69735 Read Count: 162751
[Report This] Published: 10 Sep 2012 Updated: 14 Jul 2013
Taboo by Robshandmonkey Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1253]
Summary:

 


 

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Thank You bb!!

 

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Edward Masen is about to commit the ultimate sin.

 

 


Categories: Twilight
Characters: Alec, Alice, Bella, Ben, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Demitri, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Heidi, Jacob, James, Jane, Jared, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Lauren, Laurent, Marcus, Mike, Nessie, Original Character, Peter, Phil, Quill, Renee, Riley, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Stefan, Tanya, Tyler, Victoria, Vladimir
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 130555 Read Count: 280367
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2013
Summary:

 

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Beta'd by the beautiful and sweet

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Discovering Cherry

~RobsHandMonkey~

 

With only months away from graduation, Bella Swan has to come up with money to support her until she gets into college. While having lunch with her friends, she is approached by a dreamy movie producer who makes an offer she can't refuse.

There is just one problem...

The job isn't what she thinks it is.

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11167 Read Count: 9074
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2013 Updated: 11 Mar 2013
Summary:

 

THIS STORY IS ON HOLD UNTIL THE OTHER WORKS I HAVE GOING ARE COMPLETED...I NEED TO FINISH WHAT I HAVE STARTED...I WILL TICK EACH ONE OFF AT A TIME....

 

 

Isabella Swan is a highly gifted, facetious 150 year-old Vampire,
who doesn't play well with others.

Edward is a typical teenager on the cusp of turning seventeen.
The perfect age when a human male is in the prime of his life, in health, and stamina. He is driven by his hormones and the desire to experience everything.  

Their journey in life is about to be altered when Bella crosses his path, and like a monster lurking in the darkness of night, she steals him out of bed, driven by her lust for his sweet blood, and her selfish desire to own him.

However, Edward was born with primal instinct's that have only been reinforced by his upbringing and furthered along by his own testosterone driven desires.

He believes his destiny is to teach every man how to possess thier woman and have them bending to their will.

Suddenly everything just got complicated and so the battle begins when Bella thinks she can steal Edward's innocence.


Categories: Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella, Demitri, Edward, Emmett, Felix, Heidi, Jasper, Leah, Marcus, Riley, Rosalie, Tanya
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23842 Read Count: 32502
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 15 Jul 2012
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Edward Cullen is a Dominant Vampire over a coven of submissives...only things are not what they appear to be....

He has secrets and when he is forced to replace his Personal Assistant with a sexy Kitten named Bella his world is forever altered. His Master personna is sexy and fierce, but he is about to learn a lesson in Domination and in love. 

This story is full of lemons. It has twists and you will find that the saying is true...you can't judge a book by its cover.

My Edward has no qualms about converting Bella into a vamp!  Bella is about to offer up her virginity for submission. She is sassy and feisty.

 

I promise you laughter when Emmett Cullen introduces his sexual gift. Rosalie is not a witch for once and Alice and Jasper are into tying ropes versus spending days at the mall!

I promise laughter, love, awws and hope you can handle some demonic sex!

You been warned.



EDWARD'S ETERNAL KISS

HAS BEEN

NOMINATED FOR TWO HIDDEN STAR AWARDS!!

YOU CLIFFY B**CH

&

BEST KISS!!

I AM HONORED!!! THANK YOU!




Categories: Twilight
Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Tanya
Genre: Erotica
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, My Favorite Stories, To Read , have read
Chapters: 76 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 333949 Read Count: 726479
[Report This] Published: 25 Nov 2010 Updated: 22 Mar 2012
Summary:

Edward Cullen is a probation officer and he has been assigned a new case...her name is Isabella Swan.


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella, Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54552 Read Count: 76647
[Report This] Published: 01 Jul 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2012
Summary:

 

♥Inveigled by beauty♥

Edward Cullen is a wealthy businessman who has always had a fantasy of being with two women at the same time. His best friend Rosalie who has on occasion been one of his lovers decided that one night she was going to help him live that fantasy and she was willing to experiment.

Bella Swan is a bright young lady who is determined to go to an ivy league college and has saved for two years while she works as a stripper for a very upscale gentlemens club to pay her bills.

That fateful night changes all three of their lives when the passion in that room surely ignites fires in all three of them they never knew existed.

But will a lie surely put out that fire and destroy all of them?


This is a short story that has been there in my head for a while.

It contains strong sexual scenes between Edward, Rosalie and Bella. There will be angst, alcohol use, and very strong vulgar language.

Basically this is every guys fantasy come to life but with my own


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella, Edward, Rosalie
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Completed Stories
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77955 Read Count: 76172
[Report This] Published: 17 Oct 2011 Updated: 08 Nov 2011
Summary: Past Featured Story

 

NO WAY TO SAY GOODBYE

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Edward and Bella spent everyday of their lives together growing up next door to each other. Tonight would be the last night before they moved three thousand miles away from each other following completely different career paths. However before they part they cross a line that had never been crossed even though they knew this was no way to say goodbye.

 by Robshandmonkey

WARNING LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS AND MORE LEMONS!

 


Categories: Twilight
Characters: Bella, Edward, Lauren
Genre: Drama, Erotica
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53728 Read Count: 53493
[Report This] Published: 12 Dec 2010 Updated: 05 Mar 2011